“A stern discipline pervades all nature, which is a little cruel that it may be very kind.” - Edmund Spenser

I am a Lady of experience, possessing the precise measure of loving tenderness and firm discipline that is required in a thoroughly domestic situation. Good manners and respectable language are always insisted upon. If deemed appropriate, I will not hesitate to use over-the-knee spankings, mouth-soaping, corner time, paddling, the hair brush and other traditional - and more intimate - methods.